there is another cat in the house. he LOOKS like the fat, white cat except he's not fat and he smells awful. i mean really, really awful. like dog. like dog mixed with more dog. and now this skinny, stinky, sort of white cat has gone and gotten his dog smell all over everything.
this is infuriating. no one consults with me. it's almost as if they have completely forgotten that i own the house. i'm constantly having to remind them by wandering around re-claiming everything. this is getting tiresome. humans have no memory and the attention span of...OHMIGOD was that a bird? it was wasn't it? ohboyohboyohboyohboy i'm going to sit in the window and watch birds!!
-zoe
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